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You know you're a ricer if.....
  • You find yourself using the excuse "yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, duh" after EVERY race.
  • You drive a 4 door `type R`.
  • Your gumby pants make it hard to shift.
  • More than 2 of your mods involve hiding what your car really is.
  • You have stickers that even most Asians dont understand.
  • You have stickers for parts you dont have.
  • You refer to 50hp as the `big shot`.
  • Your car has so much camber it can drive on its side.
  • When you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter.
  • Your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter.
  • You have `power by` anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer.
  • Birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees.
  • You sell crack for the image... not the money.
  • You have `N/T` polished on the side of car and you dont know what bracket racing is...
  • You will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs.
  • You can`t race uphills.
  • You have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in.
  • You brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in.
  • Your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars.
  • You spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car.
  • You go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin.
  • Your tach is bigger than your head.
  • You have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic.
  • You refuse to race because it`s a "show car".
  • Your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip.
  • At Autocross events you don`t participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking ass on the autocross.
  • You have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager.
  • You brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
  • Your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose.
  • Your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.